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Starbucks x Snoopy collaboration is coming to Japan for a limited time 15 views.Whichever it is, they actually have a great grasp of grammar for a junior high school student (trust me, sometimes you’re lucky the words are even the right way round on the page), so they get an A for that, plus a gold star for entertaining the Internet.Īnd because Redditors are a creative bunch, you can now enjoy this work of art in a beautiful calligraphy more fitting to its enlightened content.
Either this kid is a tortured artist, or s/he randomly chose some words and phrases from the dictionary without actually comprehending their meaning. Well, if that doesn’t just put a chill in your bones. We will wait for death, because can’t do anything. We will play soccer, because it’s fun to play soccer. We will do my homework, because it’s fun to do homework. We will enjoy swimming, because it’s fun to swim. Then things take a distinctly morbid turn. In the comments, the student has been branded everything from a realist to a nihilist to a genius. It all seems fairly normal, if a bit awkward with the student clearly trying to show off their knowledge of conjunctions, until you get to the end. As with anything of even vague interest, it was immediately posted to Reddit, the self-declared front page of the internet. One student’s answer to a simple question was so deep and existential, it read like poetry.Īn English teacher in Japan asked their students to answer the question “What would you do if you were shipwrecked on an island?”, and received one particular answer that stood out in terms of content. I’ve marked my fair share of English exam papers here in Japan, and there have been a few gems of hilarity in amongst the spelling mistakes and butchered grammar, but nothing that measures up to this beauty.
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